did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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