No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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