They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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