so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
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I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
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I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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