Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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