Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
It was confusing and full of hummus
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
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What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
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She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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