Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
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for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
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There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
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Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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