I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I still have a little drunk in my system
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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