yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I will pee on everything he values.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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