She's JV to your varsity
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
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Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
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Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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