i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
My feet surprised me
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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