I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
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Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
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My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Couch. On fire.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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