It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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