i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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