Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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