i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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