if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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