Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
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