i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Randomize
