btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
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They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
foreskin is a definite game changer
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
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Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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