cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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