please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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