need another drink. this is the easiest way
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
