Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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