I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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