she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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