then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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