i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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