he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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