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what?
penguin condom
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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