my mouth tastes like poor choices
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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