That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
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i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
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Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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