if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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