You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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