I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
So. Much. Porn.
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