just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
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First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
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The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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