Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
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I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
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I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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