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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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