I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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