Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
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and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
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Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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