there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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