Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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