Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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