Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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