And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Randomize
