shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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