I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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