But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
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Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
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The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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