Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
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