nut hugger
I want to stick my p in your. b.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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