I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
