I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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